What Is Up With This World?

This is a crazy world, however we must still navigate through it, while trying to remain sane - as sane as one can reasonably be expected to be. Consider my blog to be a rant to this world; it may point out the negative things taking place, but I promise to always try to put a positive spin on it, however difficult that may be. At any rate, I hope you all enjoy reading my posts.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

FILE UNDER: You have to be kidding me . . .

You have to be kidding me . . . New Orleans Police Superintendent Warren Riley is in Australia this week for "The Australian Police & Emergency Services Leadership Summit 2009". Riley is one of the "2009 Expert Speakers". Apparently, Huckleberry Hound & the Scooby Doo Crew were unavailable.

I am curious as to what topic he will be speaking about – could it be his vast knowledge of how to stand around with your head up your rear end looking real dumb behind a podium? Perhaps it is how to let rogue officers continue to patrol the street, wreaking havoc at every turn? Unbelievable.

I must go now, as I am about to begin an internet search to find out if anyone needs an "expert speaker" on the subject of brain surgery or some similar topic of interest. After all, I know about as much about brain surgery as Riley does law enforcement. I am hopeful that I too will land a paying gig. While I am at it, I believe I will email George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld and let each of them know that somewhere, I am certain there is a group looking for guest speakers who have vast knowledge and experience on the topics of diplomacy and world peace. Perhaps they too can land a paying gig.

Sheeeez . . . . .

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