What Is Up With This World?

The year - 1989. The place - all over the place, actually. The names have been changed to protect the innocent (well actually, the guilty, but humor me and just go with it). Never before or since Thelma and Louise were there two rascally women like this. In fact, we will call the characters Thelma (we won't mention any names, but Cynt, you know who you are) and Louise (I'm Louise). Boy were we up to some devilment. I crack up at just the thought of it. I can't seem to stop thinking about how much fun we used to have. I broke out the old photo albums and dusted them off today, so everything is fresh in my mind.

Thelma and Louise are missing their fellow partner-in-crime (Paula, is that you?), but maybe we'll reconnect real soon. If we had a nickel for every mile we traveled on our escapades, we could probably both retire now. And Cynt, I hate to disappoint you, but you will probably never get those SuperBowl tickets. He's old and broken up now and has been out of the league for some years.

Well, until next time, cheers!